SADDAM’S EVIL PLOT
B: We invaded Iraq in good faith. Saddam goaded us, flaunting his weapons of mass non-existence. It’s like we, as innocents, have been sucked into some kind of machiavellian plot to make us all terrorist targets. A: Who’d have seen that coming? B: It’s just another example of how evil Saddam really was, and how firmly his sights were on the destruction of the free world. Now we look like we had an ulterior motive, because nobody can believe we were that stupid. How are we going to get rid of this image problem we have? A: We could announce a national initiative to educate Americans… B: No, I meant, how are we going to convince the world that we are far too stupid to have ulterior motives? A: I don’t think we really need to do that, sir. All of our actions speak for themselves. B: That’s right, we did what we said we’d do : we disarmed Saddam, and I think the smart-arse world owes us a round of applause for that. A: How did we disarm him? Didn’t he just move somewhere else? B: We got that boy Osama to move somewhere else as well. See the plan I’m working on here? A: Yes, sir. It’s a bit like one of those horror sci-fi movies where you shoot one evil monster and suddenly there’s two. B: That’s what I’m talking about – SHEER EVIL. You see what we’re up against? We’re going to need a hell’u’va lot more weapons, like in the Bible. A: I’ve just thought of a diabolically clever plan. After we’ve stuffed up North Korea, there might be enough evil billionaire terrorists to start a decent sized club. B: Then what? A: We could wait ‘til they meet, and then bomb them. B: That’s brilliant. -Chris